Muckraker is disappointed that Zimbos are so silly as to almost always decide to make themselves unhappy about things that are otherwise made in their very best of interests — they are really a silly lot.
Just like some children can choose to be angry about going to school, even going to the point of passionately hating the teachers that would be trying to give them a bright future, it is the same with Zimbos … a hopelessly ungrateful lot!
Since the gazetting of the Constitution Amendment Number 3, they have been fuming and stewing about things that they know nothing about yet “the reeling party” is actually doing everything in their best of interest.
If only they knew that Cde Ziyambi Ziyambi had to be restrained from going jugular as to outrightly ban opposition parties other than “the Party” in the very same name of political and economic stability — because it is not yet time. He had included that clause in the Bill, but Elders, in their accustomed wisdom, decided that the time is not yet ripe for that; so, he had to water down the Bill by striking out (deferring) that clause which would have completely changed the complexion of politics in this country as we know it.
He realised that there is no harm in deferring that clause, given the current reality of the country. Yet these detractors, instead of counting themselves lucky that they can still have a chance to make a show of being opposition parties, they complain and make unnecessary noises about the minor amendments that the Party is legally pushing through parliament. Just look at how fast China, Iran, Russia, North Korea and other democracies have prospered in the absence of political parties, then you realise that we should just have allowed that clause to go through.
You can’t really tell what these people really want. For years, they have been clamouring for electoral reforms, and Cde ZZ took heed of that call and changed the country’s “electoral cycle” from five to seven years and the electoral system from direct election of the Owner to one that transfers that burden to parliament. The same people, instead of rejoicing, actually wail as if something tragic has taken place!
Aren’t these the very same electoral reforms that they have been demanding all this time? Even the European Union which, together with its other cousins in the West, have been behind these demands and actually see nothing wrong at all with the Bill, as its envoy pointed out this week. Yet these people are just not ready to stop making useless noises.
Muck has come across statements being shared on various social media platforms — silly statements: “Zanu PF is afraid of the people”, “Referendum is certain defeat for Zanu PF, Ziyambi Ziyambi knows this fact. Owner knows this fact. Zanu PF is scared of elections”. What nonsense!
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If these people continue making noises, and demanding that the Bill goes through a referendum, the Party is more than ready to withdraw it in its current form, then re-introduce it in the original form that it was originally drafted by Cde ZZ to include the banning of political party politics.
We can assure you that when the revised Bill goes for referendum, it will pass with an overwhelming majority of not less than 90%. Yes!’. From that day, there would be no opposition in this country as it would have participated in its own funeral. Henceforth, anyone who wants to be involved in politics would have to do it through “the Party”. This was actually a brilliant idea that only Owner decided to defer — we hope that the noises don’t continue.
And to make it even sillier, the constitution that is being amended to reflect the will and aspirations of “the people”, is actually a compromise document, just like the Lancaster House one; from that failed marriage of convenience that the Party was forced by circumstances to go into with the puppets of the West in the form of that GNU. It is not a constitution that ever came from the people and now that the sellouts have been neutralised, isn’t it the best time to give Zimbos the best constitution ever?
Why should the people be stuck with a document that was only foisted on them by the evil West? Nothing will stop the will of the people from prevailing!
Laughing longest!
Muck almost got tempted to commiserate with Bellarmine Chatunga, the son of the late former president, Robert Mugabe, who is neck deep in trouble in South Africa. Then being the super patriot that he is, he remembered that it is still his patriotic duty to get angry on behalf of Owner, in the very same way Cdes of the Presidential Anti-Criticism (PAC) always lead by example in doing.
Over the past few years, since the advent of the Second Republic, that boy has been getting increasingly carried away in his mischief to the extent of actually regularly insulting Owner and everything that he represents — that is the country. Only recently, the boy was laughing at Zimbos aloud, accusing them of being so foolish in celebrating his father’s removal from power ... equating the move to that of selling a refrigerator in order to buy a cooler box!
Surely, how could the boy equate the very best of our blessing to a mere cooler box? Now, who is having the longest laugh?
Dr of nothing!
So “Dr” Jafinos has since been deployed to the Skilled Audit and Something ministry, while the ministry might be more of a less influential one than the real McCoy. Muck still feels that there is need to have his own skills and qualifications audited first because, until his re-deployment, he had not satisfactorily responded to credible allegations that his own professional qualifications were cooked up. Surely, how can someone whose own skills are subject to speculation and whispers be entrusted with ensuring that the country has appropriate and adequate skills?
